What a phone!

     Hello there, I'd like to talk about my phone, that thing up there has caused me a number of problems throughout my life time! If it isn't loosing signal it's not sending texts, it even causes arguments, and other times I don't even receive information! You can say i've had a couple of conversations with myself. But if there's one thing I love about it, it's that it's a phone. If i didn't have this hunk-a-junk i'd have nothing. It took me awhile to get a phone, I blame it on my parents! And I'm very thankful to have one, but why must i go through so many troubles! What have i done to receive such horrible luck!? But let me say, I think god wants me to keep this phone. It could've been torn into pieces countless matters of time. Like that one time, i left it on top of the car. Right above the passenger seat. Me and my mother drove off and then BAM! I heard a loud thump sound and right as I looked back there it was making cart wheels on the road. My poor phone. It probably hadn't been an entire month since I had it and I scratched it all up. I remember, I looked like a maniac as i was retrieving all of the bits and pieces from the side of the road. But i found every single one. The battery, the back top, and the case. After that I kept it as safe as a baby. OR NOT. The same ridiculous thing ended up happening except this time it wasn't me who left it on the car, it was my best-friend Yanet. She left it on the hood this time. And i had no idea where my phone was. I searched everywhere inside my house. I remember my background was of a photo of me and my other best-friend Brianna. The next day Brianna contacted me and told me she had my phone. At first, i thought she was pulling a practical joke on me. It wasn't possible. But it was true. Turns out Brianna's church friend had recognized her in the picture. He found my phone on the curve and decided to call Brianna and ask if she knew me. There it is, my phone :) It's practically been through hell. But it's ALIVE! Don't ask me how, but it's alive.